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    There’s no way that this guy wasn’t a massive stoner.

    There’s no way that this guy wasn’t a massive stoner.

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    Decided to follow some of the stoners on Twitter. That was enough to put me off weed forever. 

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    This album is seriously good. 

    This album is seriously good. 

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    If you cut yourself in half, do you become two people? Why doesn’t the same logic apply to sandwiches?

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    I never thought I’d be ashamed of my own country. It’s unnerving. 

    I’m annoyed at having to read/hear the misguided knee jerk reactions of people. 

    And I’m fucking livid at the problems the riots are posing for football.  

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    A new The Wonder Years album means I’ll probably not listen to anything else for about a month. 

    God this site is confusing.

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    Glassjaw - Cosmopolitan Bloodloss. 

    It’s got to be illegal to be as handsome as the guy in this video is. 

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    I’m done with life in England.

    I need to find me a lovely Dutch woman to marry so that we can live happily ever after in Amsterdam.

    I blame MTV for ruining the world.

    I’ll elaborate on this another time but just the very thought of reality television is unsettling. Normal, everyday people watching other ‘normal’ people? That’s creepy. What would have to be missing from your life to fill it with such absurdity? Ohh but who the heck am I to judge?

    The world needs Afroman back.

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    I want a bear skin rug.

    I’m here because WordPress makes my head hurt. And I have nobody to talk to.

    I’ve noticed that there’s a fair few people who have taken to mocking people they term ‘hipsters’. These are grown adult men and women judging people based on their appearance and musical tastes. There’s something gravely wrong with that, whether it’s all fun and games or not.

    Daryl Palumbo’s voice is sexy.

    Growing up with women such as Adina Howard, En Vogue, Total, Brandy, Monica, SWV and TLC, is it any wonder I’m mostly attracted to black women?

    I cannot find a decent layout/theme. 

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    I’m a fucking unicorn, fuck anyone who says I’m not.

    I’m a fucking unicorn, fuck anyone who says I’m not.

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